有沒有關(guān)于國王的英語笑話？

Long long ago，there was a king who liked to write stories．He thought the stories he wrote were very good．He showed them to some people．Although the people didn't like the stories，they were afraid to say it to the king．So they said? his stories were good.

譯文：很久很久以前，有一個國王喜歡寫故事。他認(rèn)為他寫的故事很好。他給一些人看了。雖然人們不喜歡這些故事，但他們不敢對國王說。所以他們說他的故事很好。

One day he showed his stores to a well-known critics．The critic said that they were bad．The king got very angry and sent the critic to prison（監(jiān)獄）。

譯文：一天，他向一位著名的評論家展示了他的商店。評論家說他們很壞。國王非常生氣，把評論家送進(jìn)了監(jiān)獄。

After some time the king sent his men to he critic?（批評家）?to tell him that he was free．When the critic retuned from the prison，the king invited him to his palace to dinner．Again he showed him some of his stories and again asked him what he thought of them_

譯文：過了一段時間，國王派他的人去見評論家(批評家)告訴他他有空。當(dāng)批評家從監(jiān)獄回來時，國王邀請他去他的宮殿吃飯。他又給他看了一些他的故事，并再次問他對這些故事的看法。

The critic said nothing but turned to the solders，who were standing behind him，and said，“Take me back to prison．”

譯文：批評家什么也沒說，只是轉(zhuǎn)向站在他身后的士兵，說:“帶我回監(jiān)獄。”批評家什么也沒說,只是轉(zhuǎn)向站在他身后的士兵,說：”帶我回監(jiān)獄。“