初二英文短文幽默故事

In class , the teacher ,with his back against the stove ,said to the students ,"Before you sperk ,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100." No sonner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. At last all the students shouter together,"1...98,99,100.Teacher,your clothes are on fire." 課堂上，老師背靠火爐站著滾賀，大尺派對學生說：“說話前要三思，起碼要數到50，重要的事情要數到100” 老師的話音剛落，學生理困鏈科從1開始數了起來，最后一起喊“98,99,100！老師，您的衣服著火啦”