最近最火的英文梗

01 What do you call a deer with no eye?

(沒有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)

No eye deer (No idea).
叫 無What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

(一個遲到的番茄會對其他的番茄說什么)

I will ketchup (catch up).
(我能趕上)
(ketchup 蕃茄醬)

03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
—why?
—26個字母我只認(rèn)識25個
—為什么？

—I don't know Y (why)
—我不認(rèn)識Y（我不知道為什么）
（Y與why同音)

04 What do you call a bee from America?
(來自美國的蜜蜂叫什么)

A USB (US bee).

05 How do we count cows?
(牛用什么來數(shù))

With a Cowculator (calculator).
(用“數(shù)牛器”)
(calculator 計算器)

06 Which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和熱，哪個更快)

Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
(熱更快，因為你能追上冷/會感冒 catch a cold）

07 Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?
（為什么dark不能寫成 “darc”）

Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.
(因為你在黑暗里看不見啊)

08 Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?
(為什么不能給艾莎氣球)

Because she will Let It Go.
(因為她會把氣球放了)
(“Let It Go”: 電影Frozen的主題曲)