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Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

要否結(jié)婚
弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了，富有而健康。他是個(gè)終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩，但“從不過熱----見好就收”。一天他突發(fā)奇想，決定四處走走，去看看他那些接近一打的舊時(shí)女友。他回來即嘆道：“噓！謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個(gè)。如今她們都成寡婦了！”