小學英語幽默小品

搞笑小學英語小品劇本《新守株待兔》

人物：農(nóng)夫，兔子A，兔子B，大樹。

農(nóng)夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續(xù)保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern

mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸張低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不經(jīng)意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It’s this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do you know what’s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——鋤頭~??！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作]

樹：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，哼哼哈西！?。I can dance![跳四小天鵝] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回后臺]

兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.

[農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]

農(nóng)夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。這次農(nóng)夫冷酷地把槍口對準了兔子。]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What do you want?