用英語編一個故事

Perfect Trade
President Clinton returns to Washington after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm_ When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, the Marine sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton says: "I'd salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full." The Marine replies: "Yes, sir! Mighty fine pigs, sir!" President Clinton responds: "These aren't just ordinary pigs, actually. They are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"

The Marine replies: "Yes, sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks, sir."

The President says: "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea!" 完善的貿(mào)易
　　克林頓總統(tǒng)之后回到華盛頓旅行到他的家鄉(xiāng)阿肯色州。他大步走出這架飛機(jī)載有兩豬,一只胳膊上。當(dāng)他到達(dá)底部的樓梯,海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊員致敬。
　　
　　克林頓說:“我要問你們回來,但是當(dāng)你兒子可以看到我忙不過來?！焙＼婈憫?zhàn)隊員回答說:“是的,長官!非常漂亮的豬,先生!”克林頓總統(tǒng)的回應(yīng):“這并不只是普通的豬。他們是純阿肯色州Razorback豬!”
　　
　　海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊員回答說:“是的,長官!極好的鱷,先生?！?br/>　　
　　布什說:“我這只給希拉里,這是切爾西!”